ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front.
Hers was "I have a hard stop at 8:15". Yours was hoping she'd forget. She set an alarm.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Inside every older person is a younger person. The younger person is furious about…
- You rage quit because the game was rigged. You were also just bad. Both…
- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
- The first email you open on Monday is a reply-all from Friday. Forty replies.…
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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