ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You are exactly where you're meant to be.
That should frighten you more than it does.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Parenthood is a long journey from "mama" to "can you send money" to them…
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
- You started a podcast with your mate “for a laugh”. Episode 31 has nine…
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- Till death do us part. Not a vow. A fixed-term contract with an unspecified…
- You got the ick because they ran for a bus. You've been single three…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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