ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Some meetings could have been an email.
You'll spend four years of your one life in them. Nobody took minutes.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Roblox was free. The hat was £4.99. The sword was “everyone has one”.
- It's not a career ladder. It's a hamster wheel. The hamster has a LinkedIn…
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair. You sit on it like a frog.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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