ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
A good night out now means home by ten.
Nobody had to come and get you. Nobody offered.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
- Your startup is a chatbot that tells customers they're right. Investors loved it. The…
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- The losers stay in office until January. It's the only job where being fired…
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- The pothole is on the list. The list is dynamic. The pothole is permanent.
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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