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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every parent has a favourite child.
It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- There's someone out there for everyone. Yours married someone else in 2019. They look…
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday". Except a manager, and he meant…
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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