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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your savings account isn't empty.
It's a memorial.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- The sun will eventually swallow the Earth. Until then, the bins still go out…
- The form needs a form. The second form is not currently available.
- Early access means you paid to watch someone not finish something. You do that…
- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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