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DAILY DEMOTIVATION

A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.

ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION WEDNESDAY, 16 NOVEMBER 1960
When life gives you lemons,
it sends the invoice later. With interest.

— Zack, unqualified

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UNHELPFUL

PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE

  1. The sun will eventually swallow the Earth. Until then, the bins still go out…
  2. The form needs a form. The second form is not currently available.
  3. Early access means you paid to watch someone not finish something. You do that…
  4. Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
  5. You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
  6. Age is just a number. So is your cholesterol, and it's climbing faster than…
  7. "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…

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