ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
“Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English language.
Then they renamed it. The sentence survived.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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