ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Age is just a number.
So is your cholesterol, and it's climbing faster than your salary.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- Your fitness app's AI coach called a four-minute walk "incredible progress". It said the…
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- “Just one more game” of FIFA was the most dishonest sentence in the English…
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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