ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've been "circling back" since March.
At this point you're space debris.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
- Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- Sleep when the baby sleeps. Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the…
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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