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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph.
The photo will outlast your sanity.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair. You sit on it like a frog.…
- The retirement age goes up a year every time you check. It's not a…
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- When you're gone, the one who misses you most will be the algorithm. It…
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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