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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Consistency is key.
You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only consistent thing about you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
- A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph. The photo…
- You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair. You sit on it like a frog.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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