ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've "found your aesthetic".
It's beige. It's always beige.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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