ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Wisdom comes with age.
So does standing on the landing with no idea why you came upstairs, or exist.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
- Step outside your comfort zone. It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody…
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
- Your Candy Crush streak is on day 212. The game hasn't been fun since…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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