ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your fitness journey started on the second of January.
It ended on the fourth. The trainers still have the tags on.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your teenager isn't ignoring everyone. Just you. You're saved in their phone as "Do…
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- Step outside your comfort zone. It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody…
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
- You started a podcast with your mate “for a laugh”. Episode 31 has nine…
- Both sides declared victory. The only clear loser was your Tuesday evening.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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