ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
True love is choosing the same person every day.
They're choosing, daily, whether to mention your chewing.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
- The first email you open on Monday is a reply-all from Friday. Forty replies.…
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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