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A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair.
You sit on it like a frog. The chair has given up on you too.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
- Your thirties are your twenties with consequences. The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports…
- You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up. Eleven kilometres later you'd caught…
- Limited-time event. Will not return. Neither will your Saturday.
- Coffee doesn't fix Monday. It just makes sure you're fully conscious for it.
- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
- You can't take money with you when you go. Your direct debits, however, will…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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