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A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy.
The internet read the whole post. Especially paragraph four.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
- You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair. You sit on it like a frog.…
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
- Your thirties are your twenties with consequences. The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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