ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've "found your aesthetic".
It's beige. It's always beige.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- The loot box has a 0.5% chance of something good. The studio has a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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