ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You swore you'd never sound like your parents.
You just said "because I said so" in your dad's exact voice. He lives in you now.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Disrupt the industry. The industry will disrupt you back, then buy your logo for…
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
- The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- Your company will send flowers to your funeral. They'll be charged to your department's…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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