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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The loot box has a 0.5% chance of something good.
The studio has a 100% chance of your money.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
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- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
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- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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