ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad.
The news is still bad. Your eyes are warmer. So is your overdraft.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- The retirement age goes up a year every time you check. It's not a…
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- You started a podcast with your mate “for a laugh”. Episode 31 has nine…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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