ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
True love is choosing the same person every day.
They're choosing, daily, whether to mention your chewing.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
- Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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