ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch.
Quiet budgeting is going anyway, checking your balance in the car and moving retirement to 79.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
- The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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