ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The game asks if you want to continue.
Nobody ever asks if you want to stop.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- They're on a comeback tour. It's the fourth. They have never been anywhere long…
- Your backlog is a library of things you were going to enjoy. It is…
- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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