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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You started saying "oof" when you sit down.
That's the countdown, out loud.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
- Both parties say this is the most important election of your lifetime. They said…
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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