ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Treat yourself, they said.
You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every one.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- There's someone out there for everyone. Yours married someone else in 2019. They look…
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- Both parties say this is the most important election of your lifetime. They said…
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
- You received 40 fundraising texts today. Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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