ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You put "entrepreneur" in your bio.
You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted and still owe your mum for the postage.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- You said "that's so me" about a horoscope. It also described 600 million other…
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
- You said "that's so me" about a horoscope. It also described 600 million other…
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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