ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've "romanticised your life".
It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main character". The rent is still due, in a minor key.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- You said "that's so me" about a horoscope. It also described 600 million other…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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