ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Monday is a perfectly normal day.
You've got about two thousand more of them. Count them.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- Micro-dating is a thirty-minute coffee to see if there's a spark. There wasn't. She…
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- You are exactly where you're meant to be. That should frighten you more than…
- Your Candy Crush streak is on day 212. The game hasn't been fun since…
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
- The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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