ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people.
All of them are "just seeing where it goes". It goes nowhere. It went nowhere with you twice.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- You can't take money with you when you go. Your direct debits, however, will…
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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