ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
They posted an apology in the Notes app.
It was addressed to the fans. The person they hurt didn't get a screenshot.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- You can't take money with you when you go. Your direct debits, however, will…
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- Both parties say this is the most important election of your lifetime. They said…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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