ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Being single means nobody steals your duvet.
It also means the duvet is the only witness to your life.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Quality family time: everyone on a different screen in the same room, harvested by…
- Limited-time event. Will not return. Neither will your Saturday.
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- The retirement age goes up a year every time you check. It's not a…
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad. The…
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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