ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Kids grow up so fast.
Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and you age a decade.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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