ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic.
It's what the last week of the month has looked like for a decade. Someone finally sold the lighting.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every company now has an AI assistant. It's the only member of staff nobody's…
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- You said "that's so me" about a horoscope. It also described 600 million other…
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- Being single means nobody steals your duvet. It also means the duvet is the…
- Quality family time: everyone on a different screen in the same room, harvested by…
- Limited-time event. Will not return. Neither will your Saturday.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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