ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy.
The internet read the whole post. Especially paragraph four.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
- Both sides declared victory. The only clear loser was your Tuesday evening.
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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