ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy.
The internet read the whole post. Especially paragraph four.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
- Limited-time event. Will not return. Neither will your Saturday.
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
- Abs are made in the kitchen. So are toasties. The toasties are undefeated.
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
- Every Monday you swear this week will be different. You've sworn it nine hundred…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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