ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Romance isn't dead.
It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from 2022.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
- Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic. It's what the last week of the month…
- The form needs a form. The second form is not currently available.
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
- Limited-time event. Will not return. Neither will your Saturday.
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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