ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The customer is always right.
The customer is also on hold, forever, which is exactly how the company likes it.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- The pothole is on the list. The list is dynamic. The pothole is permanent.
- You said "that's so me" about a horoscope. It also described 600 million other…
- The return to office is completely optional. So was the badge-swipe leaderboard, and yet…
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- Step outside your comfort zone. It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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