ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Love is patient.
Your partner is not, and has started a note on their phone called "Evidence".
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- The spark never fades. It gets downgraded to bin bags, then to a joint…
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
- The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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