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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Not all who wander are lost.
You are. The map gave up.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Mistakes were made. Nobody made them. They just happened, like weather.
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.
- You are exactly where you're meant to be. That should frighten you more than…
- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
- You typed "speak to an agent" nine times. The bot sent you a help…
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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