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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You put "entrepreneur" in your bio.
You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted and still owe your mum for the postage.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
- "Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel. You'll…
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- Mistakes were made. Nobody made them. They just happened, like weather.
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.
- You are exactly where you're meant to be. That should frighten you more than…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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