ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You bought 41 games in the Steam sale.
You will play two. The other 39 will outlive you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly. That's more than your…
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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