ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your thirties are your twenties with consequences.
The hangover lasts until Wednesday and reports straight to your liver.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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