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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Make your money work for you.
Yours quit in 2019. It works for your landlord now.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You don't have a type. You have a pattern. Your friends have a group…
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly. That's more than your…
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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