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A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You "don't do small talk".
You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails or replying. You do "vibes", and nobody can invoice those.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
- Both parties say this is the most important election of your lifetime. They said…
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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