ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday".
Except a manager, and he meant your Monday, not his.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
- Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
- You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair. You sit on it like a frog.…
- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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