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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands.
It will be the most productive minute of the quarter.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're "so random". You've told the same "so random" story at every party since…
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday". Except a manager, and he meant…
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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