ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.
The printer has better job security.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You rage quit because the game was rigged. You were also just bad. Both…
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
- They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands. It will be the…
- You're "so random". You've told the same "so random" story at every party since…
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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