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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Rise and grind.
Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a boat.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday". Except a manager, and he meant…
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
- Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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